North Korea, Best Korea!
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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