toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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