turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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