He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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