Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
bring money and cleavage
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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