the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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