So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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