I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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