im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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