so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
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