either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Mom said you looked used
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
