What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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