All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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