I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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