Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Boobs are out for the taking
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
i think i just lost a toe
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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