HIV tests are more positive than that guy
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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