I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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