no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I queefed so loud it echoed.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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