How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I want to walk on stilts...naked
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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