I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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