plz talk dirty to me
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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