is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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