smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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