How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
