you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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