do herpes really smell.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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