Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Randomize
