Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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