Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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