Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i permit you to call me
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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