On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Less talking, more tequila
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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