Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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