problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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