But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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