just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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