Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
