What a fucking waste of an outfit
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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