ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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