can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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