he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
My pussy is not your playground.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
i now understand why vodka
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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