I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
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