It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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