I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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