Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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