ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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