We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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