Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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