she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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