the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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