I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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